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Category:Animal Jokes
Date Added:03/03/2011
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Joke:An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
 
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