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| | Category: | More Jokes | | Date Added: | 03/03/2011 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many
years ago was
stranded late one night at a fashionable resort -
one that did
not admit Jews.
The desk clerk looked down at his
book and said, "Sorry, no
room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady
said, "But your
sign says that you have vacancies." The desk
clerk
stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not
admit Jews.
Now if you will try the other side of town..."
Mrs. Rosenberg
stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you
know I converted to your
religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little
test.
How was Jesus born?"
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to
a virgin named Mary
in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very
good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
Mrs. Rosenberg replied,
"He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk.
"And why was he born in a
manger?"
Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly
, "Because a jerk like you in the
hotel wouldn't give a Jewish
lady a room for the night!" | | | |
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