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| | Category: | More Jokes | | Date Added: | 03/03/2011 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
an
autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a
concert.
"There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I
write?"
Another violinist, standing by, offered the following
helpful hint,
"Write your repertoire." | | | |
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