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| Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother
had been a wafer so long.... more
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| Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspital!... more
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| An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in
the... more
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| A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he
comments, "You look terr... more
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| What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"... more
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| What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
Leeches and scream.... more
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| One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| What do you call an road construction
aardvark?
A tarredvark!... more
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| An English teacher asked her class to write an
essay on what they'd do
if they had a million dollars. Alec handed... more
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| Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a
train... more
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