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| 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seve... more
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| 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You k... more
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| A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says... more
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| A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She hear... more
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| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.... more
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| A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks w... more
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| After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly una... more
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| An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what t... more
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| As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,... more
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| Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis... more
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| Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out... more
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| Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?... more
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| Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. T... more
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| Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!... more
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| Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."... more
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| One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the d... more
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| Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let... more
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| What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll... more
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| What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!... more
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| What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.... more
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| What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.... more
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| When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained... more
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| Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!... more
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| Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.... more
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| Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of... more
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| Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.... more
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| Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!... more
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| Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!... more
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