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| |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly... more
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| 32. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the trunk with their lug... more
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| 33. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Before some toasts were... more
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| 34. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're... more
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| 35. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband... more
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| 36. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why t... more
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| 37. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in a wedding gown, cla... more
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| 38. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how imp... more
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| 39. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair... more
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| 40. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so m... more
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| 41. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every... more
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| 42. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of hi... more
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| 43. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and ti... more
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| 44. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at... more
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| 45. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look... more
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| 46. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"... more
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| 47. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning... more
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| 48. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as be... more
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| 49. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of... more
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| 50. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marr... more
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| 51. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is... more
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| 52. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen... more
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| 53. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not good enough for you... more
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| 54. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. W... more
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| 55. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a spl... more
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| 56. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm de... more
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| 57. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an att... more
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| 58. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The milli... more
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| 59. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little c... more
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| 60. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bott... more
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