| 31. | Category: Lawyer Jokes  |
| |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel... more
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| 32. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or... more
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| 33. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "... more
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| 34. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In... more
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| 35. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:"Was... more
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| 36. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how t... more
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| 37. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and faint... more
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| 38. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury wa... more
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| 39. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their... more
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| 40. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the... more
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| 41. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What do... more
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| 42. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing i... more
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| 43. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The... more
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| 44. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After... more
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| 45. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "Yo... more
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| 46. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to se... more
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| 47. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him wha... more
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| 48. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his... more
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| 49. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no t... more
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| 50. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No pr... more
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| 51. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the law... more
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| 52. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again pe... more
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| 53. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again p... more
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| 54. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professio... more
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| 55. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The... more
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| 56. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three profession... more
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| 57. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school w... more
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| 58. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The... more
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| 59. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the inters... more
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| 60. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can?t... more
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