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| 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have... more
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| A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What doe... more
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| A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer... more
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| A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the b... more
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| A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The m... more
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| A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of profession... more
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| A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he cou... more
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| A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery... more
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| A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain... more
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| Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlso... more
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| Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a... more
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| It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !... more
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| Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevai... more
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| Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They... more
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| One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it wa... more
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| One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when al... more
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| Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement... more
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| Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones... more
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| The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accou... more
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| These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for wor... more
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| Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A genie pops out. He s... more
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| Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase,... more
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| Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's... more
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| What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.... more
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| What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!... more
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| What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.... more
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| What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!... more
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| What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.... more
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| |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman,"... more
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| |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman,"... more
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