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| "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "... more
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| 2. | Category: Women |
| "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man" then the doctor s... more
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| 3. | Category: Women |
| "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thou... more
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| 4. | Category: Women |
| 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for t... more
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| 5. | Category: Women |
| A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before... more
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| 6. | Category: Women |
| A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at... more
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| 7. | Category: Women |
| A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics. It was found, howe... more
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| 8. | Category: Women |
| A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement,... more
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| 9. | Category: Women |
| A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."... more
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| 10. | Category: Women |
| A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hing... more
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| 11. | Category: Women |
| A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don't h... more
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| 12. | Category: Women |
| A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She says "Thank you."... more
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| 13. | Category: Women |
| A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. I... more
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| 14. | Category: Women |
| Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condi... more
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| 15. | Category: Women |
| Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with mo... more
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| 16. | Category: Women |
| Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35... more
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| 17. | Category: Women |
| AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48... more
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| 18. | Category: Women |
| Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35... more
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| 19. | Category: Women |
| Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast... more
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| 20. | Category: Women |
| Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48... more
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| 21. | Category: Women |
| Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48... more
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| 22. | Category: Women |
| An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will jus... more
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| 23. | Category: Women |
| Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now.......Now press t... more
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| 24. | Category: Women |
| At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one m... more
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| 25. | Category: Women |
| At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one m... more
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| 26. | Category: Women |
| Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwi... more
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| 27. | Category: Women |
| Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomi... more
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| 28. | Category: Women |
| Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove that vibrator," said... more
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| 29. | Category: Women |
| Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women.... more
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| 30. | Category: Women |
| ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.OCCURRENC... more
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