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| 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits... more
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| 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren't just... more
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| 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got t... more
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| 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhh... more
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| A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a... more
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| A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend... more
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| A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she mi... more
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| Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at... more
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| Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big... more
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| George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights... more
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| How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."... more
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| I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my fat... more
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| I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.... more
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| Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everyt... more
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| Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later,... more
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| Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards.... more
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| One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn... more
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| THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he s... more
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| There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides t... more
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| 20. | Category: Women Jokes |
| Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cru... more
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| Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Te... more
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| 22. | Category: Women Jokes |
| What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!... more
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| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.... more
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| Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!... more
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| Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.... more
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| Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.... more
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| Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will... more
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