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| 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange... more
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| A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attenda... more
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| A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide p... more
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| A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDon... more
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| A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. T... more
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| A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out thewindow,... more
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| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About fiv... more
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| An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he no... more
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| Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never... more
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| Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? --------------------... more
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| For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a classic! In tribute to th... more
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| From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the... more
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| Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are th... more
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| If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska,... more
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| Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each... more
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| Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was pattin... more
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| One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horribl... more
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| Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . and running out of fue... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was... more
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| Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!... more
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| Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise... more
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| Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly... more
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| Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12... more
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| Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more
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| The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night ali... more
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| The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turne... more
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| The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in... more
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| The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everythin... more
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| There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecti... more
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