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| A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished,... more
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| A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are tak... more
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| A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler... more
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| A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament v... more
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| A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says... more
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| A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, "... more
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| A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. As honest a golfer a... more
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| A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afterno... more
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| A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried a... more
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| Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the m... more
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| At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending an... more
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| At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at th... more
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| Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and... more
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| Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.... more
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| Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV... more
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| Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy: "You have no idea wha... more
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| How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the... more
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| Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third... more
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| One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like... more
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| Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a dike!... more
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| Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?... more
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| The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into... more
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| Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just... more
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| Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating aro... more
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| What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!... more
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| What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.... more
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| What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.... more
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| When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.... more
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| When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can't let you in. Yo... more
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| Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string.... more
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