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| | true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad... more
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| |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't fin... more
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| |A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The poli... more
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| |A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His... more
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| |A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wai... more
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| |A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I... more
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| |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to hi... more
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| |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's... more
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| |A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried... more
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| |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was w... more
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| |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they... more
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| |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though stil... more
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| |Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questione... more
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| |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points... more
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| |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his f... more
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| |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that w... more
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| |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," h... more
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| |Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.... more
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| |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favo... more
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| |It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four... more
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| |Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often h... more
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| |LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since... more
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| |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made... more
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| |NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appr... more
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| |Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you hear about the footb... more
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| |Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him... more
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| |Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist t... more
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| |Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?A: The police. Q:... more
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| |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go... more
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| |Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher s... more
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