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A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught... more

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A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "wi... more

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A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a... more

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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never ag... more

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A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points i... more

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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a w... more

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A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say... more

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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United Stat... more

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A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcou... more

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A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Cli... more

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A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN... more

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A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and anot... more

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At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.... more

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At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?... more

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The c... more

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Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thecollar and throws her... more

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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more

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Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street... more

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Bill of No Rights by... more

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Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black Employee: "I'm a pro... more

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Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water... more

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Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"... more

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BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of com... more

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Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" i... more

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Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good pro... more

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Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more

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Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to... more

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Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They a... more

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Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.... more

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Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman... more





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