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| |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only... more
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| |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me lo... more
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| |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you decide to run, I shall d... more
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| 4. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, t... more
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| 5. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she cou... more
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| 6. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three wome... more
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| 7. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more
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| 8. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding... more
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| 9. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin... more
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| 10. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.Afte... more
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| 11. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe... more
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| 12. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you... more
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| 13. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over si... more
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| 14. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know i... more
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| 15. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compen... more
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| 16. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who w... more
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| 17. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that... more
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| 18. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When th... more
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| 19. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't... more
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| 20. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: Y... more
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| 21. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.Upon findi... more
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| 22. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I've got a great poli... more
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| 23. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However,... more
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| 24. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'... more
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| 25. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been ste... more
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| 26. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving h... more
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| 27. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being... more
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| 28. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Ye... more
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| 29. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man l... more
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| 30. | Category: Police Jokes |
| |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained th... more
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