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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.
The barman says "That'll be 80p
[ATP]!"... more
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| 2. | Category: More Jokes |
| "And how much of that stack of hay did you
steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.
"I might
as well... more
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| 3. | Category: More Jokes |
| "And how's yer wife, Pat?"
"Sure,
she do be awful sick."
"Is ut dangerous she is?"
"No,
she's too weak t... more
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| "And will there be
anything
else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate
dinner
for two.
"No th... more
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| 5. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Are you a
member of any organized
political party?"
"No. I'm a Republican."... more
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| 6. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that
I ne... more
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| 7. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Can
I have some two-handed cheese,
please?" a man in a restaurant asked
the waiter.
"What do you
mean, 'two-h... more
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| 8. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"
asked Rupert.
"Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too
clo... more
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| 9. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only
when it's printed in
English."... more
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| 10. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after
folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I... more
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| 11. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think
so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report
card."... more
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| 12. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of
course, but I think
margarine is just as good."... more
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| 13. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked
Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."... more
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| 14. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."
"OK, son,"
sai... more
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| 15. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?"
"Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about
elect... more
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| 16. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from the
delinquent patient's
home.
"... more
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| 17. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is
that?"... more
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| 18. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed Dope."... more
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| 19. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Didja hear the news?"
asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife
left him!"
"... more
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| 20. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the new
employee replied... more
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| 21. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I
can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"... more
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| 22. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Do you really believe your husband when he
tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best
friend.... more
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| 23. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left
hand
or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most
people h... more
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| 24. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering
from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone
with
pneumo... more
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| 25. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Doctor, doctor!" said the
panic-stricken woman,
"my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's
swallowed a... more
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| 26. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| 27. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you had this problem?"... more
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| 28. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Ever
since we got married, my wife has
tried to change me. She got me to stop
drinking, smoking and running
arou... more
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| 29. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
to change me. She
got me to
stop drinking, smoking and running
aro... more
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| 30. | Category: More Jokes |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town
has
any... more
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