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| |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daught... more
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| |A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the... more
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| |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everythin... more
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| |A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section... more
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| |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is th... more
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| |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a dri... more
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| |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goe... more
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| |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into th... more
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| |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman... more
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| |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of... more
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| |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowe... more
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| |For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even p... more
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| |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at... more
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| |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived a... more
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| |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always alo... more
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| |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor d... more
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| |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the... more
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| |Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, w... more
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| |Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove tedd... more
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| |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mot... more
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| |My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically tal... more
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| |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitabl... more
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| |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.-----------------------------------------------... more
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| |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the... more
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| |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even G... more
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| |The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Flori... more
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| |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally to... more
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| |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured hi... more
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| |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the parame... more
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| |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a co... more
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