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| |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks... more
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| 2. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.F... more
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| 3. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and sai... more
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| 4. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED.I'm tired. I'VE... more
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| 5. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.... more
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| |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfigh... more
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| 7. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*... more
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| 8. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Le... more
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| 9. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're... more
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| 10. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glow... more
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| 11. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.Download: Get... more
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| 12. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 13. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your dec... more
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| 14. | Category: Mixed Jokes |
| |THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotles... more
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| |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say.... more
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| |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt s your decision... more
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