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| "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doc... more
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| "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife replied."Well I wish... more
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| "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I'm her husband, it'... more
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| "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth." "Yosemite Sam... more
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| "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By: Whoflung Dung... more
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| "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What would you do if you foun... more
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| "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such... more
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| "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're marr... more
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| "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the... more
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| "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel... more
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| "Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not really married." "It... more
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| "Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not really married." "It... more
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| "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":You... more
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| "Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad""I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead""Husband an... more
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| "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Gr... more
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| "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?" Chris replied. "Look around!... more
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| "Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire..."According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs... more
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| "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What... more
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| "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard... more
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| "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard... more
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| "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton. I'm... more
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| "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-de... more
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| "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?" "Well, I... more
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| "Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf... more
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| "Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Allah McBeal" "Wheel of Fort... more
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| "I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You coul... more
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| "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." - Ed Bluest... more
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| "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like me again!'I'm thinki... more
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| "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a... more
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| "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first... more
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