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| |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots we... more
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| |1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statement as proof of illnes... more
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| |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning... more
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| |A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down bo... more
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| |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special s... more
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| |A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice."Ar... more
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| 7. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the worl... more
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| |A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men,... more
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| |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office a... more
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| 10. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his... more
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| 11. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm spran... more
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| 12. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the... more
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| 13. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR. But the culmin... more
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| |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering... more
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| |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals... more
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| |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy,... more
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| 17. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You jus... more
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| |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills... more
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| 19. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fa... more
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| 20. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he excl... more
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| 21. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for... more
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| 22. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated they are holding the U... more
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| 23. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like st... more
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| |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"S... more
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| 25. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed... more
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| 26. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of th... more
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| 27. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out takin... more
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| 28. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired... more
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| 29. | Category: Military Jokes |
| |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother. "W... more
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| |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer!... more
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