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| "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.... more
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| A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig l... more
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| A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.T... more
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| A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his... more
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| A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because "a... more
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| A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MA... more
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| A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop a... more
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| A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"... more
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| Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35... more
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| AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka... more
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| Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear.b) Suck on her neck... more
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| As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the fronto... more
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| At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, one of the questions w... more
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| Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was... more
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| Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increa... more
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| Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out!... more
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| Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove........ more
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| Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will... more
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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society v... more
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| Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tri... more
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| 22. | Category: Men |
| How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't wor... more
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| How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.... more
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| How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.... more
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| How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".... more
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| 27. | Category: Men |
| How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles...... more
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| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.... more
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| How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't talk...... more
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