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| |10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what?8. Okay, let's cele... more
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| |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fath... more
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| |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have k... more
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| |A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told... more
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| |A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of th... more
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| |A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we "have been talking about" the new... more
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| |A groom's friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding, and as often happens on these occasio... more
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| |A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride... more
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| |A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take... more
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| |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guit... more
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| |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them h... more
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| |A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a per... more
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| |A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buri... more
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| |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I... more
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| |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature... more
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| |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of th... more
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| |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument,... more
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| |A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to hi... more
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| |A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor... more
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| |After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station t... more
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| 21. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you hear about the scienti... more
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| |Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announc... more
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| |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reas... more
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| |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank k... more
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| |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you... more
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| |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on... more
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| 27. | Category: Marriage Jokes |
| |At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down... more
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| |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas. They put them eve... more
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| |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I m... more
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| |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his ci... more
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