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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you ta... more
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| 3. | Category: Legal |
| A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belongi... more
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| 4. | Category: Legal |
| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| 5. | Category: Legal |
| A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touc... more
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| 6. | Category: Legal |
| A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night w... more
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| 7. | Category: Legal |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 8. | Category: Legal |
| A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter,... more
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| 9. | Category: Legal |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There's no sign of the of... more
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| 10. | Category: Legal |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no sign of theoffending... more
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| 11. | Category: Legal |
| A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The p... more
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| 12. | Category: Legal |
| A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped accross the street and... more
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| 13. | Category: Legal |
| A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the... more
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| 14. | Category: Legal |
| A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawye... more
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| 15. | Category: Legal |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and... more
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| 16. | Category: Legal |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 17. | Category: Legal |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of... more
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| 18. | Category: Legal |
| A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display h... more
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| 19. | Category: Legal |
| A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But b... more
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| 20. | Category: Legal |
| A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When he saw the first vi... more
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| 21. | Category: Legal |
| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats an... more
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| 22. | Category: Legal |
| An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certain... more
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| 23. | Category: Legal |
| An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 poss... more
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| 24. | Category: Legal |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| 25. | Category: Legal |
| An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," she said, "How am I g... more
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| 26. | Category: Legal |
| At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more
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| 27. | Category: Legal |
| At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the char... more
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| 28. | Category: Legal |
| Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And w... more
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| 29. | Category: Legal |
| Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'tthink they're jokes... more
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| 30. | Category: Legal |
| For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'dfinally ma... more
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