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| |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the vernacular.4. Eschew... more
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| |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a p... more
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| |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines ==... more
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| |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is somethi... more
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| |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that yo... more
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| |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse,... more
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| |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss ste... more
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| |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. went home.Get rid of X.... more
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| |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian f... more
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| |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.... more
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| |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!... more
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| |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.... more
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| |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until the... more
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| |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish i... more
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| 15. | Category: Language Jokes |
| |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather... more
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