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| |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well,... more
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| |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?",... more
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| |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor n... more
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| |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but... more
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| |Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits,... more
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| |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his app... more
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| |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your letter of Febr... more
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| |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are fre... more
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| |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleare... more
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| |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Conseq... more
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| |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calcul... more
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| |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of t... more
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| |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our... more
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| |Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards point... more
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| |How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern diplomats ar... more
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| |HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice... more
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| |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to... more
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| |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't be irreplaceable, if... more
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| |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or... more
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| |Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is... more
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| |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and... more
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| |Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what startin... more
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| |Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home t... more
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| |So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. Th... more
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| |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with sta... more
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| |The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss a... more
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| |There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `live... more
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| |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extrem... more
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| |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I demand a salary commisera... more
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| |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 14. "This... more
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