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| |"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess... more
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| |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous... more
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| |"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender!... more
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| |"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !... more
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| |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the c... more
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| |"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a gru... more
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| |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. "It's alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for y... more
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| |(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight... more
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| |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed a... more
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| |A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the m... more
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| 11. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The la... more
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| 12. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profe... more
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| |A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb... more
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| |An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up... more
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| |An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.... more
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| |An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the troub... more
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| |An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for th... more
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| |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their b... more
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| 19. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but ho... more
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| 20. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regard... more
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| |An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of th... more
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| 22. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid... more
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| 23. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!... more
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| 24. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles... more
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| 25. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say... more
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| 26. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new te... more
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| 27. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk a pint or t... more
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| |Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father Murphy said, "Thank you, but I'm not s... more
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| 29. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| |Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man s... more
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| |For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a g... more
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