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| |"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate m... more
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| |A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it aw... more
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| |A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the... more
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| |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife... more
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| 5. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE..... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DR... more
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| |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED.I'm tired. I'VE... more
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| |Advice From Men To Women...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...If we're in the backyard and the... more
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| 8. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*... more
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| 9. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Continuing Education Courses for Women Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. The Undiscovered Si... more
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| 10. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... I really... more
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| 11. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each... more
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| 12. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Ar... more
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| 13. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.... more
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| 14. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!... more
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| |How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| |How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened.... more
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| 17. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK... more
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| 18. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All... more
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| 19. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Wh... more
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| 20. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Ren... more
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| 21. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Reason's why it's great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What's that? New lipstic... more
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| |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the c... more
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| |Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you h... more
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| 24. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |Reasons why it's great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five d... more
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| 25. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of course... more
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| |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to... more
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| |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you th... more
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| |The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No... more
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| 29. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say.... more
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| 30. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!... more
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