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| |1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn'... more
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| |1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was fo... more
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| |10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for h... more
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| |15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.13. I do not need... more
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| |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains,... more
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| |? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. ? Re... more
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| |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to... more
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| |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "... more
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| 9. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bill... more
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| 10. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a... more
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| 11. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that... more
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| 12. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't let worry kill you... more
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| 13. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, s... more
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| 14. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Plea... more
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| 15. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I r... more
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| |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10 books a year. 20... more
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| 17. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.... more
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| 18. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax B... more
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