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| "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years... more
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| 2. | Category: Elderly |
| "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine old carefully stored... more
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| 3. | Category: Elderly |
| "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cr... more
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| 4. | Category: Elderly |
| A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Ma... more
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| 5. | Category: Elderly |
| A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us... more
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| 6. | Category: Elderly |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 7. | Category: Elderly |
| A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she... more
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| 8. | Category: Elderly |
| A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more
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| 9. | Category: Elderly |
| A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the ol... more
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| 10. | Category: Elderly |
| A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing o... more
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| 11. | Category: Elderly |
| A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more
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| 12. | Category: Elderly |
| A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing... more
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| 13. | Category: Elderly |
| An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out t... more
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| 14. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit... more
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| 15. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to have a baby." The docto... more
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| 16. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We should stop this nons... more
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| 17. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart cond... more
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| 18. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and par... more
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| 19. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says... more
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| 20. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?... more
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| 21. | Category: Elderly |
| An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in par... more
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| 22. | Category: Elderly |
| An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says... more
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| 23. | Category: Elderly |
| An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while sh... more
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| 24. | Category: Elderly |
| An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the... more
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| 25. | Category: Elderly |
| An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, f... more
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| 26. | Category: Elderly |
| An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old... more
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| 27. | Category: Elderly |
| An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor askes him, "So... more
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| 28. | Category: Elderly |
| An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the... more
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| 29. | Category: Elderly |
| An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is... more
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| 30. | Category: Elderly |
| An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."The Dr. tells him to... more
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