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| |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye... more
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| |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the report... more
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| |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in... more
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| 4. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He... more
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| 5. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mous... more
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| 6. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more
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| 7. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," s... more
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| 8. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son... more
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| 9. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and a... more
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| 10. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more
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| 11. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immedia... more
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| 12. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two... more
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| 13. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what... more
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| 14. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently war... more
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| 15. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more
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| |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to... more
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| 17. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good at opening childpro... more
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| 18. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed... more
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| 19. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabete... more
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| 20. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.Whe... more
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| 21. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCO... more
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| 22. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz offOLD BIKERS never... more
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| 23. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, t... more
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| 24. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die... more
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| 25. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER... more
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| 26. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucketOLD FOR... more
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| 27. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die,... more
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| 28. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coilsOLD LA... more
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| 29. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themse... more
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| 30. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| |OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to barOLD NUCLEAR POWER... more
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