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| |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attem... more
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| |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs... more
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| |A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes wit... more
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| |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man wh... more
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| |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immedi... more
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| |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the w... more
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| |A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig... more
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| |A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate... more
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| |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the fou... more
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| |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was... more
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| |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When... more
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| |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. Fo... more
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| |According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Inte... more
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| |After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.... more
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| |An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your ey... more
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| |Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlt... more
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| |AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership". He received a $26 millio... more
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| |August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced... more
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| |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The fo... more
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| |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoi... more
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| |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old wo... more
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| |I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request th... more
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| |I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the bac... more
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| |I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year.... more
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| |In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management evacuated th... more
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| 26. | Category: Dumb Jokes |
| |It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are fo... more
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| |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March a... more
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| |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm incon... more
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| |MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while... more
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| |My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lett... more
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