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| A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interr... more
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| A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock... more
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| A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past.... more
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| A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the... more
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| A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassme... more
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| A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sportin... more
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| A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the... more
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| An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have... more
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| At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall... more
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| I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jel... more
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| I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for th... more
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| I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart... more
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| I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to... more
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| It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably... more
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| One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.... more
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| Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing... more
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| The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good new... more
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| Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dent... more
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| There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:Gen... more
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| While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of comple... more
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| Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!... more
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| |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose... more
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| |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't have to remember the... more
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| |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few... more
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| |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurs... more
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| |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doc... more
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| |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yea... more
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| |A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sittin... more
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| |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said... more
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| |A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wi... more
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