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| A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said th... more
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| A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get... more
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| A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, o... more
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| A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls aslee... more
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| A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she... more
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| A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on t... more
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| A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixe... more
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| A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "W... more
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| A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaur... more
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| But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning... more
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| Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You'll n... more
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| It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the... more
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| Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more
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| On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will... more
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| One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.... more
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| One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up... more
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| Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!... more
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| The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you gi... more
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| There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count d... more
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| There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in re... more
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| Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mi... more
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| Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would h... more
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| Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do... more
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| Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The... more
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| What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy buck... more
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| What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!... more
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| What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.... more
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| What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around... more
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