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| | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.... more
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| |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice pointed in the direction... more
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| |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The com... more
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| |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.7. Southern DO... more
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| |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.2. La... more
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| |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of... more
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| 8. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft e... more
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| |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on y... more
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| |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8... more
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| |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last time you tuned in to... more
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| |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.8. I... more
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| |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.8. The U.S.... more
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| |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7... more
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| |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes... more
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| |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of b... more
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| |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages in start-up screen.... more
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| 18. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bug... more
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| 19. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out th... more
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| 20. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR... more
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| 21. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer... more
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| 22. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly... more
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| 23. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Sing... more
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| 24. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was someth... more
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| 25. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described th... more
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| 26. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following te... more
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| 27. | Category: Computing Jokes |
| |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a bl... more
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| |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternati... more
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| |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger,... more
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| |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug -... more
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