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| A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electron... more
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| A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwa... more
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| A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful pr... more
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| A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it af... more
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| 5. | Category: Computers |
| A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer indu... more
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| ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer... more
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| Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run Windows 95 on yourold... more
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| 8. | Category: Computers |
| An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programming experience, this... more
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| Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're heavily dependent o... more
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| 10. | Category: Computers |
| Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Jo... more
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| 11. | Category: Computers |
| Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolutely incredible becaus... more
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| Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriends.Friends- A friend... more
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| Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please,... more
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| 14. | Category: Computers |
| Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1... more
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| 15. | Category: Computers |
| Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making un... more
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| 16. | Category: Computers |
| Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, aft... more
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| 17. | Category: Computers |
| Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is thebest online service... more
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| 18. | Category: Computers |
| Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?... more
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| 19. | Category: Computers |
| Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfr... more
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| 20. | Category: Computers |
| Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some p... more
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| 21. | Category: Computers |
| Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous... more
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| 22. | Category: Computers |
| God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #P... more
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| God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylittle of an organism's... more
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| 24. | Category: Computers |
| I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting the baby will be la... more
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| 25. | Category: Computers |
| IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch... more
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| If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The toast would make a l... more
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| If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world,... more
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| If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regul... more
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| If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. I... more
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| If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn't have to... more
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