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| 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. La... more
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| 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer yo... more
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| A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lu... more
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| Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the... more
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| BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give... more
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| DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the... more
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| Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-... more
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| If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just clic... more
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| Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for... more
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| My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if... more
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| My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.... more
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| Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your com... more
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| Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO h... more
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| 14. | Category: Computer Jokes |
| TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It's the new math 7.99... more
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| Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal opera... more
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| You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use... more
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