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| 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE... more
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| 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car witho... more
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| 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to o... more
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| 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. Y... more
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| 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4... more
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| 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of He... more
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| 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up... more
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| A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movie... more
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| A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to th... more
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| A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said:... more
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| A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The firs... more
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| A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a... more
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| Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on e... more
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| An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the lou... more
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| An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would... more
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| And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so M... more
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| Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just m... more
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| How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts... more
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| Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.... more
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| So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chi... more
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| There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit childr... more
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| Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each... more
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| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...... more
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| Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!... more
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| Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.... more
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| Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border.... more
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| You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.... more
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