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| A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.... more
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| Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I neve... more
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| Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be... more
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| December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart... more
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| Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown... more
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| I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale... more
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| Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson... more
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| What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller... more
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| When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spo... more
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| |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownie... more
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| |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no... more
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| |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions w... more
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| |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy... more
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| |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few po... more
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| |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instan... more
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| |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear a duck... more
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| |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever acc... more
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| |8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. A... more
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| |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It looks suspiciously lik... more
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| |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thou... more
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| |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.... more
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| |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.... more
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| |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's... more
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| |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comf... more
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| |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was... more
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| |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the l... more
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| |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsi... more
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| |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my s... more
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| |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Wate... more
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| |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day,... more
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