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| |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to ch... more
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| |"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to thr... more
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| 3. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed st... more
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| |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".3. Around... more
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| |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to... more
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| |1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, eve... more
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| 7. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, st... more
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| |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.3. Ran out of... more
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| 9. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have... more
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| 10. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company h... more
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| 11. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when th... more
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| 12. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your moth... more
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| 13. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he t... more
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| 14. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of... more
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| 15. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point th... more
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| 16. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied t... more
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| 17. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A back... more
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| 18. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who... more
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| 19. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to... more
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| 20. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son... more
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| 21. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting wor... more
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| 22. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials r... more
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| 23. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: Headquarte... more
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| 24. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banner... more
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| 25. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sl... more
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| 26. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River... more
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| 27. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch w... more
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| 28. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game:... more
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| |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific... more
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| 30. | Category: Business Jokes |
| |An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained profession... more
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