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| "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replie... more
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| (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn... more
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| (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to... more
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| 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blond... more
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| A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. F... more
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| A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls... more
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| A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!... more
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| A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for r... more
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| A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around h... more
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| A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she... more
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| 11. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy s... more
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| 12. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one... more
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| A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red... more
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| A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked."My boy... more
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| A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. Sh... more
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| A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse un... more
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| A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell... more
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| A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a... more
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| A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a... more
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| A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reac... more
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| 21. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her fi... more
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| 22. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and th... more
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| 23. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wou... more
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| A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: Wh... more
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| 25. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do somethin... more
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| A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunching the buttons onl... more
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| 27. | Category: Blonds |
| A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorr... more
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| A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was... more
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| A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim com... more
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| A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who... more
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