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| A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's... more
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| A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits... more
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| A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She we... more
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| A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next m... more
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| A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approach... more
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| A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began... more
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| A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy o... more
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| At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that t... more
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| Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi,... more
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| During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel throu... more
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| It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same ne... more
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| Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you cal... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: Y... more
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| Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someon... more
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| Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?... more
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| Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confus... more
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| Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic's grea... more
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| There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the... more
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| There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said... more
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| This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some... more
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| 21. | Category: Blonde Jokes |
| Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brune... more
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| TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to b... more
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| 23. | Category: Blonde Jokes |
| What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference in... more
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| 24. | Category: Blonde Jokes |
| What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!... more
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| 25. | Category: Blonde Jokes |
| what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection... more
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| Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow... more
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| Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in... more
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| |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him s... more
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| |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After... more
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| |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls... more
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