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| |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from... more
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| |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our freque... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat c... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things w... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excite... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, th... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He does... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programme... more
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| 11. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and r... more
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| 12. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make... more
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| 13. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Tu... more
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| 14. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the... more
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| 15. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alw... more
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| 16. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in a... more
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| 17. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats... more
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| 18. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
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| 19. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane... more
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| 20. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the v... more
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| 21. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 22. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the... more
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| 23. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen,... more
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| 24. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Ever... more
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| 25. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more
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| 26. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody... more
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| 27. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot... more
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| 28. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on ai... more
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| 29. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 30. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a... more
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