| 31. | Category: More Jokes  |
| A
man was walking in the street when he
heard a voice: "Stop! Stand
still! If you take one more step, a
brick wi... more
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| 32. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
man went to apply for a job. After
filling out all of his applications,
he waited anxiously for the
outcome.... more
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| 33. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
married couple was in a terrible
accident where the woman's face was
severely burned.
The doctor
told the... more
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| 34. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
minister told his congregation, "Next
week I plan to preach about the
sin of lying. To help you
understand my... more
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| 35. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
Mississippi professor was at a party and
became indignant when asked if
college professors were
absent-minded.... more
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| 36. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to a judgeship. He
wa... more
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| 37. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
pig's favorite movie:
The Monster That
Ate New York.... more
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| 38. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
police officer in a small town stopped
a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street.
"But,
officer," the ma... more
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| 39. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
preacher, who shall we say was "humor
impaired," attended a conference
to help encourage and better equip
past... more
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| 40. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
priest was called away for an
emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his
rabbi... more
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| 41. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
professor was giving a big test one day
to his students. He handed out all of
the tests and went back to his
d... more
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| 42. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
psychiatrist was conducting a group
therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.
"You all... more
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| 43. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick g... more
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| 44. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next President of
the Uni... more
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| 45. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
Roadway driver is driving east on
Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and
the CB crackles to life .
"Hey... more
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| 46. | Category: More Jokes  |
| A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of allegiance to
the f... more
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| 47. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum... more
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| 48. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
serious drunk walked
into a bar and, after staring for some time at the
only woman seated
at the bar, walked o... more
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| 49. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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| 50. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when a tire blows.
They... more
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| 51. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells the sergeant:
- I can't drink from this mug. It has no
opening.... more
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| 52. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
squad car driver was covering a quiet
beat out in the sticks when he was
amazed to find a former lieutenant
on... more
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| 53. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
system programmer came home from work
almost at dawn and told his wife
enthusiastically: "Tonight I have
insta... more
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| 54. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
tech support employee once received a
call from a disgruntled lady who
had purchase one of their PCs.
"The... more
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| 55. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
technician received a call from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him he was "bad
and i... more
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| 56. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
traveling salesman was held up by a bad
storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to his corporate
head... more
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| 57. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers possibly
were. But... more
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| 58. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
very successful businessman had a
meeting with his new son-in-law. "I
love my daughter, and now I welcome
you... more
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| 59. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
woman of 35 thinks of having children. What
does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.... more
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| 60. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous statements you
he... more
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