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| A
biologist phones his wife from his
office and says, "Honey, something has
just come up, I realize its not
my f... more
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| A
biologist was interested in studying how
far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a bullfrog into his laboratory,
se... more
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| A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplished, he said
that t... more
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| A
blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
and the pro asked her to take a
swing at a ball to see how she'd
do.... more
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| 5. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"... more
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| A
business man called and had a question about the
documents he needed in
order to fly to China. After a lengthy d... more
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| A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.
Her friend
asks, "Didn... more
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| 8. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
"You can't
eat me... more
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| A
child at a Christian school was
studying the early days of Mormonism in
his class. He wrote on his
paper,
"Th... more
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| A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills.... more
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| A
cowboy walks in to a
bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank
his beer he was
about to leave then he n... more
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| 12. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
dietician was once addressing a large
audience in Chicago. "The
material we put into our stomachs is
enough to... more
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| 13. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
farmer and his pig were driving down the
road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer,
"Didn't y... more
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| 14. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is
trying to hold the farm together
until her husband can get out.
She'... more
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| 15. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
farmer, who went to a big
city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk
about the time of
meals.
"Breakfa... more
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| A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and bought a
soft drink. H... more
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| A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, "Mom,
why are wedding dresses
white?"
The... more
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| 18. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
group of goose biologists were meeting
to brainstorm about the migration
tactics of Canada geese. They
were pa... more
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| A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he doesn't
live here... more
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| A
hotdog walks into a
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't
serve food here".... more
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| A
husband and wife are in bed watching "Who
Wants to be a Millionaire".
The husband asks for sex.
The
wife s... more
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| 22. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his country had such advanced medical
technology. He said, "We take
the lu... more
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| A
journalist assigned to the Jerusalem
bureau takes an
apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day
when sh... more
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| 24. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
judge in a small city was hearing a
drunk-driving case and the
defendant, who had both a record and a
reputati... more
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| 25. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
"What are you doing in
there?" s... more
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| 26. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
local policeman had just finished his
shift one cold November evening and
was at home with his wife.
"You... more
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| 27. | Category: More Jokes |
| A
mafioso's son sits at his desk writing
a Christmas list to Jesus. He first
writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I
have be... more
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| A
man and woman are riding up in an
elevator.
The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your
pussy?"... more
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| A
man walks into a bar
and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets
it down. While he
is looking around th... more
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| A
man was fishing in the jungle. After a
while another angler came to
join him. "Have you had any bites?"
asked... more
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