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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !... more


Top 5 Highest Rated Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer Jokes  5 stars
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.... more

2.   Category: Ethnic  5 stars
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more

3.   Category: More Jokes  5 stars
A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the f... more

4.   Category: Marriage Jokes  3 stars
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fath... more

5.   Category: Animal Jokes  1 stars
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get s... more

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1.   Category: Animal Jokes  1 stars
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get s... more

2.   Category: Animal Jokes  0 stars
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing... more

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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" say... more

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g... more

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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, on... more


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